Money Quote by Lorrie Moore

“I hate it when I go shopping and leave my wallet at home, in my pants, along with my underwear.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s not stealing if I didn’t know it was in anybody’s possession, and I didn’t know I had it. It’s merely inadvertent taking. (I…

— Jarod Kintz

“You wake up in the morning, and lo! your purse is magically filled with twenty-four hours of the unmanufactured tissue of the universe of…

— Arnold Bennett

“Rich people do this. They have the power and they see no reason not to use it. Men and women are just merchandise, like…

— Richard K. Morgan

“I didn’t steal it—I swear! Oh, as if things never fall into your pocket!”

— Kresley Cole

“Everybody steals in commerce and industry. I've stolen a lot myself. But I know how to steal”

— Thomas Edison

“Never spend any of your hard-earned money on clothes and accessories. You need to get yourself a mayyin to buy all that for you.”

— John Berendt

“I don't need you to make allowances for anything." Damn her pride. "If you can stand to pay for it, then I can wear…

— Lora Leigh

“Whoever had said in the guidebooks that the bum bag was a sensible device against theft had lied; no single item of dressware ever…

— Kate Griffin

“If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d steal clothes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I look at the check once more and then fold and tuck it into my bra. It's not every day a girl gets to…

— Laura Castoro

“Whatever impresses you attracts you. Whatever you purse becomes your purpose.”

— Tommy Tenney