Academy Quote by David Letterman

I certainly pray before I go do a live television program.

— Ego Nwodim

Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right…

— Craig Ferguson

TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.

— Penn Jillette

In the alternate universe of conservative talk radio, the killing of Bin Laden coincidentally happened on Barack Obama's watch. He had to be kicked…

— Jackson Katz

Osama Bin Laden Jokes Spread Faster Than The News Of His Death ... Here Are SomePosted by123Labels: Internet Catch, Joke, Time pass 1. What…

— Anonymous

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

— Bill Hicks

So Osama Bin Laden is dead... Amazing what Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.

— Anonymous

In the long term, we've got to defeat an ideology of hate with an ideology of hope. There' a reason why people like [Al-Qaida…

— George W. Bush

How many have seen that Osama bin Laden footage? Pretty scary. In fact, today, NBC ordered 13 more episodes.

— Jay Leno

You know, nobody likes to see innocent people die. Nobody wants to turn on their TV on a daily basis and see havoc wrought…

— George W. Bush

“Suicide by media can take a lifetime.”

— Mark Ebner

“I will confess to you that, you know, one of the statements that’s been attributed to me that I’m sort of proud of is…

— Norman Schwarzkopf