Dingoes Quote by David Letterman Download Open image “I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dingoes Inspirational Lips Love
I did that girly little sighing thing you do when you can't handle all the sweetness anymore and bit my lip. — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then… — KM II Copy Share Image
With my teethI have seized lifeUpon the knife of my youth.With my lips today,With my lips alone... — Rene Char Copy Share Image
My jaws hurt! I swear I suck too much dick .. and my coochie smelling like straight GARBAGE right now. smh — Author Name Copy Share Image
I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Right at that moment it was as if we were the only two people left in the world. And I don't mean that to… — Lucy Christopher Copy Share Image
Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There was now a baby in the house,… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS? — David Letterman Copy Share Image
But even with my minimal amount of fame, there are certain perks. Recently, I was at a movie premier, and at the party after… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I have seen Tasmanian devils battle over a carcass. I have seen lionesses crowding a kill, dingoes on the trail of a feral piglet,… — Terri Irwin Copy Share Image
