Humor Quote by Dannika Dark

“Waking up, for many people, is apparently a positive experience. There are twittering birds and the smell of fresh coffee fills the air. These…

— Amy Petrie Shaw

“A companion on a caffeine high will wake me up just as well, without the aftertaste.”

— Jodi Meadows

“The best way to wake up is with coffee and an erection.
The cool part is one can stir the other.”

— Jarod Kintz

The best thing about waking up is knowing you can have another pot of coffee to enjoy.

— Tammi Post

“I like coffee so much that I have tea for breakfast. The first cup of the day in particular is so good that I’m…

— Christoph Niemann

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”

— Marcia Carrington

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life?”

— Kevin Sinnott

“For a well-made cup of coffee is the proper beginning to an idle day. Its aroma is beguiling, its taste is sweet; yet it…

— Anthony Capella

“In the middle of the night, things well up from the past that are not always cause for rejoicing—the unsolved, the painful encounters, the…

— Jane B. Burka

“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my garden, and i go, 'Remember how good this…

— Jim Carrey

“A thrilling, brilliant and electrifying life is yours the moment you wake-up.”

— Bryant McGill