Humor Quote by D.J. MacHale Download Open image ““guess i shouldn't be calling you shorty anymore.–Gunny Van Dyke”” — D.J. MacHale ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“You can't call me boo." "Why not?" "Because you're not a rapper, and I'm not your shorty.” — R.K. Lilley Copy Share Image
“I don’t care that you’re short. I like lots of things that are short. Little dogs and daffodils. I hate you because you’re mean… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He’s short, like you.” Uh… Fuck you very much. “I love short guys. So hot and compact. Drives me crazy.” Okay… Fuck me very… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“Shortcake.” “Stop calling me Shortcake.” “Watching you pretend to hate that nickname is the best part of my day.” — Sally Thorne Copy Share Image
I'm not short," Daisy muttered. "Short women are never mysterious, or elegant, or pursued by handsome men. And they're always treated like children. I… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Home... It's not just a place, it's a concept. Home is safety. It's where you are surrounded by loved ones who watch out for… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
“Kasha didn't say a word as we ate. She sat with her back to us, staring at a mountain range far in the distance.… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
“Then what have you proved?” I asked. “Only that people will always try to make a better life for themselves.” — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
“It's a supernatural library filled with unfinished ghost stories, written by ghosts, where time has no meaning , and the Boogeyman wants to blow… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
“You want to know why we're the ones responsible?" Gunny asked. I looked up into a pair of wise eyes that had seen far… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
“As I stood there, looking into the eyes of the Travelers, something happened. For each one of those brief moments, I reconnected with a… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
“said to him. “We aren’t playing here. Guns kill people.” “Guns don’t kill people,” Tori said. “People kill people.” “People with guns kill people,”… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
“Whenever you look back and say, "If," you know you're in trouble. There's no such thing as "if." The only thing that counts is… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
“Theo McLean, fact examiner. If I were harsh, I'd say he was a nerd, but it's not cool to put someone down with labels.… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
“This was like no library I had ever seen because, well, there were no books. Actually, I take that back. There was one book,… — D.J. MacHale Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
