Birthday Quote by Craig Ferguson

Blowing out the candles on another birthday cake.

— Danny Gokey

It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

— Anonymous

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

— Jerry Seinfeld

Can you blow all those candles out or should we call the fire department? Happy Birthday.

— Anonymous

So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

— Anonymous

Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.

— Anonymous

I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a…

— Willie Geist

I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake…

— Demetri Martin

I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.

— Demetri Martin

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

— Anonymous

I have always had an obsession with candles.

— Tish Cyrus

I don't like birthdays. Never have done. Not when I was little and it involved the wild decadence of a Wimpy Brown Derby doughnut…

— Grace Dent