Baby Quote by Craig Ferguson

A woman on a Southwest Airlines flight gave birth to a baby. As soon as he was born, the baby said, 'I had more…

— Conan O'Brien

“It was ‘discovered’ in the 1940s that babies in orphanages who received all their supposed nutritional requirements, did not grow because they were not…

— Gabrielle Palmer

My mother was German, and I was brought up with 'Struwwelpeter' stories, which are invested with all sorts of horrors waiting for you if…

— Cornelia Parker

A child, thought Carl, is not the only result of childbirth. A mother, too, is born. You see them every day--nondescript women with a…

— Joshua Ferris

“When the newborn sniffed strangely at her chest, she stared into its eyes and saw a world only two days old. Those two and…

— Anthony Marra

The disgraced Usurer Yankel D took the baby girl home that evening... He made a bed of crumpled newspaper in a deep baking pan…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Now all persons who have spent much of their time in Germany, and certainly all born Germans, have a great fear of the law.…

— Elizabeth von Arnim

“That is just what baby did not know, and in spite of the kiss, he made up his mind to cry. It was very…

— Pansy

“Babies can be fussy , and the fussiest babies have a body count . Of course , every mother thinks her baby is perfect…

— Grady Hendrix

“A midwife once told Erszébet of the üszögös gyermek, the stunted child, a premature fetus born alive, a scurrying spectral thing with a rat's…

— Jody Shields

The baby, a girl, is born at 6:24 a.m. She weighs six pounds, ten ounces. The mother takes the baby in her arms and…

— Gabrielle Zevin

When my babe was born, they said it was premature. It weighed only four pounds; but God let it live.

— Harriet Ann Jacobs