Grady Hendrix

“What danger signs should patients watch for when selecting a skeleton doctor? Well, if the doctor refers to patients as “poor unlucky…

— Grady Hendrix

“All over Russia, bears were depressed. The Yeti were moving west. This was due to global warming, but the bears hadn’t gone…

— Grady Hendrix

“Babies can be fussy , and the fussiest babies have a body count . Of course , every mother thinks her baby…

— Grady Hendrix

“We’re getting out of here,” she said. “The store will try to stop us. It’ll disorient you, get inside your head, try…

— Grady Hendrix

“That was her nature. Fail and quit. If you cut her open, it was fail and quit right down to her bones.”

— Grady Hendrix

“The more Amy struggled, the faster she sank. Every month she shuffled around less and less money to cover the same number…

— Grady Hendrix

“Brother Lemon and Abby looked at each other, eyes gleaming in the shadows, and then he stood up. Rummaging in one of…

— Grady Hendrix

“Life doesn’t care what you want, other people don’t care what you want. All that matters is what you do.”

— Grady Hendrix

“Abby was beginning to feel like everything was too much. She was beginning to feel like nothing she did made any difference.”

— Grady Hendrix

“There’s nothing waiting inside but retail slavery, endless exploitation, and personal subjugation to the whims of our corporate overlords.” If”

— Grady Hendrix

“It's April 1988 and the world belongs to them.”

— Grady Hendrix

“In Brain Watch (1985), superpsychic powers are the result of splitting a doctor’s noggin into a quadruple brain, unlocking his ability to…

— Grady Hendrix

“She didn’t expect life to be fair, but did it have to be so relentless?”

— Grady Hendrix

“Amy would honor the first commandment of keeping her job: Do not look like an idiot in front of anyone who can…

— Grady Hendrix

“She and Gretchen spent hours ranking their friendships, trying to determine who was a best friend and who was an everyday friend,…

— Grady Hendrix

“In The Vampires of Finistere, their best adventure, a young bride-to-be is abducted from under her boyfriend’s nose during a mysterious pagan…

— Grady Hendrix

“She could decide how she was going to be. She had a choice. Life could be an endless series of joyless chores,…

— Grady Hendrix

“For toil is the great grinding stone to make keen the blade of your spirit. Toil is the ladder by which your…

— Grady Hendrix