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“My first car was a 1977 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Ugly car. More ugly on this car than a Rolling Stones group photo.”

Christopher Titus

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My father thrives on fear. You know that prayer If I should die before I wake? I had sheets that said that!

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Ladies, if you're at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the…

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I find that Americans are all in the middle somewhere, except for the extreme nuts, and extreme nuts on both sides are the loudest.…

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My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer. Weddings, Funerals, Water Skiing, Parent-Teacher Conference. When I got sick around him as a kid growing up, he'd always warm me up a shot of 100 proof whiskey. Never got sick... that I can remember.

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Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after that, everybody. Every woman in here got intimidated by a guy, pushed around too much, now you're new boyfriend tickles you a little too hard, boom restraining order. Every guy here had a woman sleep with…

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Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.

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All of Dad's relationships ended exactly the same: subpoena, beep of a moving van backing up the driveway, pile of his clothes burning on…

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Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.

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Sometimes failure makes your future because you set the past on fire.

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When you are a screwed up person, you have a responsibility to keep your normal friends from getting walked on. 'Cos, how bad could you screw that up ? And don't say, Well, you could cause someone six months of physical therapy. 'Cos, hey, lots of times, those exercise take places in pools and nylon tents with little plastic balls.…

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If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.

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Why should I learn English? I'm never going to England. Shah, pffff, ur, doy.

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