Humor Quote by Chris Pirillo

“...please accept the fact that people do not change over time.The elderly are, in reality, age tikes.Conversely, the young are juvenile codgers.Granted, we might…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I definitely don't feel like I'm 71. I feel like I did when I was - between 30 and 40. The body ages. The mind doesn't.

— Neil Diamond

The body ages, grows, passes through near-lunatic phases of reproductive frenzy, but you are born and die essentially the same person.That... that is proof…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I want to be alive for as long as possible and as I have got older, my body seems to tell me what I…

— Paul Young

As you get older, your body doesn't hold up as much.

— Rey Mysterio

The older you get, the more your body starts to reject certain things.

— Michael Beasley

As you grow older, your body does become weaker, but your mind becomes stronger. You understand and accept yourself.

— Milind Soman

The one thing you learn as you get older is that the body will do what the body wants. All you can do is…

— Iman Abdulmajid

The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can't do, shouldn't do, had better not do very…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Books get older as well; their body also wears out, but unlike us, their brain remains forever young!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Well, you know, I'm much older than I look.

— Marcel Carne

I had to watch the Republican stuff which makes me feel even older than I am. By the time I get through the Democrats,…

— Lewis Black

Most people know more as they get older: I give all that the cold shoulder.

— Philip Larkin

I'm on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it's all up in the…

— Shaquille O'Neal

You just realize that you don't know everything there is to know. The older I get, the less I know, and that's a good…

— Mark Lanegan