Drinking Quote by Chelsea Handler

Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where…

— Bill Maher

You know the way it is: sometimes Americans think of us as their backward little cousin. It's the whole shamrock, potatoes, famine, leprechaun thing,…

— Sheamus

Peel more skin than idaho potatos !

— Biggie Smalls

I don't really know what 'American' is. I know what Ukrainian is. We're happy Slavic people. We're not Dostoyevsky Slavic people. There's this sense…

— Nina Arianda

Being an American is something we need to learn and understand.

— Eric Metaxas

We are America. We are the coffin fillers. We are the grocers of death. We pack them in crates like cauliflowers.

— Anne Sexton

Today, ordinary Americans are being stuffed with garbage.

— Carl Bernstein

Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Every Irishman, the saying goes, has a potato in his head.

— Augustus Hare

THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE. Even what they eat and drink, these palefaces who don't know what wine istheir uglinesstheir pink sausage skin, horrible,…

— Max Frisch

I'm an American except when I'm in the supermarket or at the candy store.

— Jill Ellis

I'm not American.

— Al Horford