Humor Quote by Charles Stross

“he grabs his pistol when I thought this was a knife fight, and, well, it’s a very upsetting moment. I”

— Richard Kadrey

“This man makes me feel stabby. Luckily for him, I don’t work with many sharp knives.”

— Roni O'Connell

“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.”

— Barack Obama

“Next time, don’t lose the only weapon you have between you and death.” He says as he tucks the knife into the side of…

— Amy Lunderman

“And it made me nervous, because I'm the kind of person who should be kept away from romance, the way certain people should be…

— Ken Foster

“Though you thrust a knife at my eyes, I will not flinch.”

— Lynn Flewelling

“You got to knock a man down and put your knife at his throat before he'll hear you, like I did to that trooper.…

— Thomas Berger

“The attacker hopped back, drawing his own knife. “A knife fight, eh? Big mistake, bitch.”

— Arthur Stone

“The weight in my pocket nudges my thigh, suddenly becomes my knife. I put my hand to its unforgiving outline and can't stop crying…

— Laura Wiess

“People are always turning silence into a knife to stab themselves with.”

— Laura Tims

“I should put a bullet in you right now, you stubborn jackass.” “Good. I’ll have a scar to match the last time you stabbed…

— Katie Reus

“I'm pretty good with knives. I'm so good, in fact, that I could sever your testicles with one hand and slice open your throat…

— Rachel Vincent