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““When someone's rattling on about blocked toilets, collapsing marquees, and penis-shaped birthday cakes, it's hard to convince yourself that you're in a life-or-death situation.””

Catherine Jinks

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“Horace, however, had arrayed himself in a Gothic assortment of crushed velvet, black satin, and patent leather that shouldn't have been allowed in my…

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I'm a hacker!" Cadel protested. "I don't poison people! I don't blow them up!

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