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• Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving? — Albert Einstein
• I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially,… — Woody Allen
• Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. — William Shakespeare
• I hate shaving. It's much easier to just do a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I'm clean-shaven.… — Patrick Dempsey
• A good lather is half the shave. — William Hone
• I suppose there were moonless nights and dark ones with but a silver shaving and pale stars in the sky, but I… — Willa Cather
• Now the Earth's face is lathered white with shaving soap It's a long time till the razor once more makes its face… — Gunvor Hofmo
• I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono
• Though it`s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible. — Michael Rosenbaum
• I shave without using shaving cream — Jerry Stiller
• I take my hat off to the ladies. The amount of grooming-plucking and shaving and all the other things men never have… — Cillian Murphy
• I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished… — Judy Blundell

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