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• How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. — Marcus Aurelius
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• I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.' — Eric Bana
• I'm tenacious, I think - I know - and I do also have a quality where if you tell me I can't… — Ellen Barkin
• Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country. — Edward Abbey
• No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. — Henry Adams

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