"I saw some two-dollar bills today - They……" — Mitch Hedberg

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• Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out… — F. Lee Bailey
• Bill Stevenson of The Descendants is really good, too. — Travis Barker
• One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree… — Charles Barkley
• As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not… — Roseanne Barr
• We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out… — Dave Barry
• Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word:… — Dave Barry
• I love the stage, I love the process of acting in theatre, but unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills. — Kabir Bedi
• Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in… — Paul Begala
• The Confederates had suspected Wild Bill of being a spy for two or three days, and had watched him closely. — Buffalo Bill

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