Dollar Bills Quotes

40 quotes by 39 authors

The fact that you can forge a twenty dollar bill doesn't prove that all twenty dollar bills are forgeries. — Rupert Sheldrake
If the Nation can issue a dollar bond it can issue a dollar bill. The element that makes the bond good makes the bill good… — Thomas A. Edison
The same way a compact disk isn't responsible for what's recorded on it, that's how we are. You're about as free to act as a… — Chuck Palahniuk
Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a dollar bill,… — Ivy Baker Priest
The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and… — Jerry Lewis
Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. — Clifford Odets
Iâ€™ve made some mistakes. I had to make a turnaround in my life. This is my new expression to the world and this is my… — Maia Campbell
One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill. — Edward Abbey
It takes a lot of weapons to do good works (as Richard the Lionhearted could have told us). And this is not just a Somali… — P.J. O'Rourke
Any gentleman with the slightest chic will give a girl a fifty dollar bill for the powder room. — George Axelrod
A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he… — Jay Leno
Pyramiding instructions appear on dollar bills. Add smaller and smaller amounts on the way up. Keep your eye open at the top. — Ed Seykota
No road offers more mystery than that first one you mount from the town you were born to, the first time you mount it of… — Mary Karr
Nobody really thinks that Bush or McCain have a real answer for the challenges we face, so what they're going to try to do is… — Barack Obama
I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that… — Emo Philips
And as we know now, and as I pointed out many times, the great plume of fire at the bottom of the Space Shuttle is… — Dana Rohrabacher
If you put a ten dollar bill under the rug instead of spending it, that is capital formation. It represents ten dollars' worth of something… — Garet Garrett
I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills. — Hank Williams, Jr.
The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts. — John Smith
Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who… — David Letterman

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