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- Text your woman right now out the blue and ask her does she ever think about killing you. If she says NO, she ain't the…
- When a girl says Do whatever you want Do NOT do whatever you want.
- Wait, so when someone says 'over my dead body' they don't really mean it? In unrelated news, need someone to help me bury a body…
- Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says trust me, you don't want to know.
- When somebody says Expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say You didn't expect that, did you?
- I really hate when I offer help and the other person says yes.
- If I missed your call, please send a text that says I called you.
- My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com'
- Whenever a girl says she's fine sleep with one eye open.
- A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
- Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
- Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it
- The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact.
- Money talks. And it usually says goodbye.
- Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you, if a brain…
- My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because it runs in…
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- Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country. — Edward Abbey
- No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. — Henry Adams