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Make Me Sad Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But…
- Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
More Make Me Sad Quotes
- I wake up from dreams and go, 'Wow, put this down on paper.' The whole thing is strange. You hear the words,… — Michael Jackson
- Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions,… — Mitch Hedberg
- The public is composed of numerous groups whose cry to us writers is: 'Comfort me.' 'Amuse me.' 'Touch my sympathies.' 'Make me… — Guy de Maupassant
- Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg
- Don't make me sad, don't make me cry. Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough, I don't know why. — Lana Del Rey
- My marriage didn't make me sad, but it didn't make me happy either. My husband and I hardly spoke to each other.… — Marilyn Monroe
- And I remember going to the record studio and there was a park across the street and I'd see all the children… — Michael Jackson
- I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times;… — Helen Keller
- I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad and to travel for it too! — William Shakespeare
- But it does make me sad that we've forgotten our names. Out of everything, this seems to me the most tragic. I… — Isaac Marion
- He has made me glad and no one can make me sad. He makes me shout and no one can make me… — Unknown Author
- I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad — William Shakespeare