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I Want Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should…
- I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but…
- My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
- I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and…
More I Want Quotes
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. — Richard Bach
- I want justice to be so pervasive that it will be taken for granted, just as injustice is taken for granted today. — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
- I accepted the face that as much as I want to lead others, and love to be around other people, in some… — Arthur Ashe
- I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination. — Rowan Atkinson
- If I pick up a book with vampires on the cover, I want there to be vampires. If I pick up a… — Margaret Atwood
- I want my friend to miss me as long as I miss him. — Saint Augustine
- I think I hate cynicism more than anything else. It's the curse of our age, and I want to avoid it at… — Paul Auster
- I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I… — Diane Ackerman
- The book that convinced me I wanted to be a writer was 'Crime and Punishment'. I put the thing down after reading… — Paul Auster
- I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me. — Richard Bach
- I want to do something creative, not just easy. — Sebastian Bach