Humorous Quotes
- He who hesitates is a damned fool. — Mae West
- The best way to hold a man is in your arms. — Mae West
- I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action. — Mae West
- I've been things and seen places. — Mae West
- I've been in more laps than a napkin. — Mae West
- I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. — Mae West
- Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse. — Rebecca West
- Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. — Elwyn Brooks White
- The next time you have a thought... let it go. — Ron White
- There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. — Katharine Whitehorn
- Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. — Charlotte Whitton
- Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. — Oscar Wilde
- A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. — Oscar Wilde
- There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. — Oscar Wilde
- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. — Oscar Wilde
- Only the shallow know themselves. — Oscar Wilde
- Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. — Oscar Wilde
- It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. — Oscar Wilde
- No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. — Oscar Wilde
- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? — Robin Williams
- I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. — Robin Williams
- If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. — Robin Williams
- If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams
- Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. — Flip Wilson
- Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. — Sloan Wilson