Funny Quotes

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Blessed are those who can fall asleep at any time, at any place..! — Ritu Ghatourey
Finding someone with the exact same music taste as you is like finding a buried treasure. — Ritu Ghatourey
Let's just be friends is a nice way of saying Let's ignore each other and never talk..! — Ritu Ghatourey
Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it..!! — Ritu Ghatourey
Ronically, in this world, a poor doesn't have clothes to wear and a rich doesn't want wear proper clothes. — Ritu Ghatourey
:P everytime you takl behind my back I find it funny because your taking your time out to talk about me behind my back. — Tamika-leeigh
On Facebook a girl may not reply to your hi but she'll definitely reply to your compliments!.. — Ritu Ghatourey
Facebook Teaches us that doctors are of no use, you just have to like and share a picture to save people's life..! — Ritu Ghatourey
Her legs gotta be a rumor cause she be spreading them everywhere — IG:catone_2_funny
They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round. — Punkinhead Abhishek
If life throws you lemons,bring out the TEQUILA!!! — Punkinhead Abhishek
It's funny how someone can break your heart. But still love them with all your broken pierces — Sonia Xx
Haha Pika Pika Chuuuuu!!!! — Kinzz
Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows. — Damon Salvatore
You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a d**k... if you're gonna be bad, be bad with purpose. — Damon Salvatore
You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking… — Damon Salvatore
Government Philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is. — Nikhil Saluja
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think… — Eddie Izzard
You know how laughter is the best medicne, well weed give you the giggles, so weed is the best medicne. — Levita Charin
When I make a mistake - I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake... You know, he's only human! — Rashida Rowe

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