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Just noticed that the lol symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water.… — Lenny Karanja
Isn't it funny how when people say I won't hurt you they are the ones that end up hurting you the most, — Tamika-leeigh
The funny thing is,nobody ever really knows how much anybody else is hurting. we could all be standing next to somebody who is comepletely broken… — Tamika-leeigh
The funny thing about life is, it can change your worst problem into the funniest joke. It just needs time. — Bernajoy Vaal
There are no words to describe you because you just super-duper special in my heart! — Alex Low
You must be Google. You have everything I'm looking for — Alex Low
You must be really tired because you've been running through my mind all day — Alex Low
Hi, can you show me the way.... To your heart? — Alex Low
Life change a lot in 8 years but my love stay the same — Alex Low
I believe that sex is the beautiful thing between two people.Between five it is fantastic. — Shubham Joshi
Its funny how people judge others mistakes while they also do the same thing. — Unknown Author
That moment when ua phone with a metallica ringtone rings up while being in the library. — Sreyesh
Life is funny sometimes, The people we thought would never hurt us usually do, The ones, who said they wont break our hearts, did and… — Rashida Rowe
When you dont have a umbrella — Unknown Author
It's funny how the people who hurt you the most are the ones who swore they never would. — Victoria Madison
That moment when you say, Just Kidding but you're actually dead serious . — Ritu Ghatourey
What should we tell them? Just tell them we're bringing sexy back. — Unknown Author
There's something in a simple hug that always warms the heart. It welcomes us back home and makes it easier to part. A hug's a… — Ritu Ghatourey
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's the only place to get a decent meal. — Groucho Marx
If My Future wife doesn't cry while I'm walking down the aisle my ass is turning around. — Karina Zavala

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