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Justin Bieber spits on fans and laughs about it LOL, I don't see anything wrong with it. Got what they deserve..!! — Ritu Ghatourey
Dear famous people, When you say you're doing a world tour, please remember that my country is on the map of the world too..!! — Ritu Ghatourey
He who laughs last, probably uses Internet Explorer. — Ritu Ghatourey
Love is cool but have you ever had Cheese burst Pizza? : — Ritu Ghatourey
If money grew on trees,Girls would date monkey!!! — Punkinhead Abhishek
Here goes a joke: Mom Sh**,wat r u sayin boay,Sh** mom,the Sh**,i tried 2 wake up ma sista with a fart but a shit it....… — Harvey Mcfield
The biggest risk for this generation is to have a haircut from a new salon..!! — Ritu Ghatourey
Bad news: You can't please everyone in this world. Good news: You don't have to please everyone in this world. — Ritu Ghatourey
I stepped on my new phone and heard a crack !! Immediately I started praying God please ! It should be my leg that broke — Ritu Ghatourey
To my ex: You're supposed to make me jealous, not die laughing at your new choice..! — Ritu Ghatourey
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your Mom walks in the room — Ritu Ghatourey
Today I learnt that, the extra oregano sachets the Pizza places give you, is the best ingredient to spice up your late night Maggi.. — Ritu Ghatourey
My 6 year old niece just told me she loved me, then pointed at chocolates and asked me to buy one. ALL YOU WOMEN ARE… — Ritu Ghatourey
No matter how fucked up you are in your life, just remember that your story is still better than the twilight's.. — Ritu Ghatourey
Dear mom and dad, When I lie to you, it's for your own good. — Ritu Ghatourey
S.I.N.G.L.E = Stress Is Now Gone, Life's Easier — Ritu Ghatourey
Isn't it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others its you always end up talking… — Ritu Ghatourey
After facebook everyone have there best birthdays all most every year — Ritu Ghatourey
Can't believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice cream.. — Ritu Ghatourey
The Security Agencies are reading everyone's email?? LOL I don't even read my own email — Ritu Ghatourey

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