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- In America, I would say New York and New Orleans are the two most interesting food towns. In New Orleans, they don't… — Mario Batali
- There's something magical about spending a Sunday night watching real people at a deli, then watching fake people pretending to be real… — Diablo Cody
- I used to work, part time, in a deli, in those days when your parents made you work just so you should… — Hector Elizondo
- I had a boyfriend who told me I'd never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and… — Lady Gaga
- The sea was angry that day my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. — Stevie Smith
- On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew… — Jackie Mason
- I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. — Michael J. Fox
- Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes. — Mitch Hedberg
- When I was 13, I had my first job with my dad carrying shingles up to the roof. And then I got… — Ashton Kutcher
- I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even… — Jerry Saltz
- I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and… — Ben Stein
- Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to… — Tom Robbins