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Mitch Hedberg has 172 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love…
— Al Roker
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A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.
— Lisi Harrison
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A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal,…
— Gabrielle Reece
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When I created Chipotle in 1993, I had a very simple idea: Offer a simple menu of great food prepared fresh each…
— Steve Ells
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When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up!
— Jenna Ushkowitz
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Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
— Rick Riordan
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This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!
— Lisi Harrison
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My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to…
— Michael Chabon
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And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
— Christopher Moore
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Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito...
— Sherman Alexie
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My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,
— Janet Evanovich
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