"A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground…" — Mitch Hedberg

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• I start from scratch with each movie; I wipe the slate and I certainly don't rely on some bag of… — Christian Bale
• I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every… — Ellen Barkin
• I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym… — Charles Barkley
• 'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. — Dave Barry
• To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the… — William Blake
• If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping… — Bill Bryson
• In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I… — Julie Burchill
• Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on… — Sholom Aleichem
• Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. — Fred Allen
• Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such… — John Cleese
• The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag… — Ty Cobb
• All the characters in my films are fighting these problems, needing freedom, trying to find a way to cut themselves… — Michelangelo Antonioni

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