Burrito Quotes
21 quotes by 18 authors
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They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so…
— Al Roker
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A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment.
— Lisi Harrison
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A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
— Mitch Hedberg
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Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg…
— Gabrielle Reece
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When I created Chipotle in 1993, I had a very simple idea: Offer a simple menu of great food prepared fresh each day, using many…
— Steve Ells
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When I'm treating myself, it's a full-on burrito, all loaded up!
— Jenna Ushkowitz
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Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
— Rick Riordan
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This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!
— Lisi Harrison
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My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.
— Michael Chabon
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And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
— Christopher Moore
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Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito...
— Sherman Alexie
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My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,
— Janet Evanovich
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Maia pulled on a braid. "I ran into Eric of all people. He told me what happened and that you'd backed out of Millenium Lint's…
— Cassandra Clare
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Everybody drinks," she said calmly. The Only Rational One. "Your sister doesn't." When rolled her eyes. "Forgive me, but I'm not going to spend my…
— Rainbow Rowell
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Well Sam� it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do.
— Daffy Duck
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I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!
— Daffy Duck
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How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers
— Eastbound And Down
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I met a sheik from Mozambique who led me to the Congo. He dreamed to go to Mexico and sample a burrito.
— ZZ Top
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How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito?
— Danny Mcbride
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Oh you like 3D? Well here's a burrito, comin right at you.
— Danny Mcbride
Who Wrote These Burrito Quotes
18 authors contributed a total of 21 Burrito Quotes as follows: