Cologne Quote by Bill Maher

Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind…

— Blaize Clement

Never fry bacon when you're naked.

— Richard Jeni

“The question that women casually shopping for perfume ask more than any other is this: "What scent drives men wild?" After years of intense…

— Tania Sanchez

I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.

— Mads Mikkelsen

I don't wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. That's basically what I smell like.

— Mads Mikkelsen

Ladies: The sexiest thing you can do for your man is make him bacon naked.

— Ephrem Hardin

Bacon is like a good pair of Levi's-it never goes out of style.

— Michael Symon

Wear that cologne, shave your face, shave your head, cut your nails, you know...take care of yourself.

— Ginuwine

Cologne, you know, you gotta make sure you smell good all the time.

— Pascal Siakam

A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like…

— Bill Maher

Some studies show that we're physically attracted, like animal attraction, to people that have a different immune system to us. So even though I…

— Simon Van Booy

Bacon is bacon eggs is eggs dont let guys between your leggs They say your hot they say your fine but 9 months later,…

— Anonymous