Children Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

Once, at Thanksgiving, a neighbor wandered in while my cousin Lisa worked on a turkey, shearing meat off its frame and sliding the steaming…

— Jenna Wortham

In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice…

— Jennifer Lee

As governor, when I visited our troops in Kuwait and Iraq, I served them Thanksgiving dinner. It was a small gesture compared to their…

— Jennifer Granholm

Hospitality and cooking are my passion, and I love nothing more than seeing someone's face when they taste an unforgettable bite.

— Ayesha Curry

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can…

— April Winchell

When I was younger, I used to drive up to a bunch of turkeys, roll down the window and say something. They'd all gobble…

— Levon Helm

I do the dishes every night - other people volunteer, but I like the way I do it.

— Bill Gates

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

— George Carlin

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

— Kevin Nealon

I was a public aid recipient for about nine years as a kid, and this time of year was always tough sledding, so I…

— Jesse White

I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado, or ceremony, than feed upon…

— Miguel de Cervantes

Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to…

— Jesse Tyler Ferguson