Humor Quote by Annabel Monaghan

“MY GIRLFRIEND'S SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT.”

— Annabel Monaghan

“He held up my most prized possession, a sweatshirt from spring break during my senior year of college. It was faded, tattered, and perfect…

— Tracy Brogan

“some student who’d been caught putting bumper stickers that said ‘Gas Guzzler’ on every SUV in the parking lot.”

— Katie Alender

“the patriotic or religious bumper stickers always seem to be on the biggest, most disgustingly selfish vehicles driven by the ugliest, most inconsiderate and…

— David Foster Wallace

“I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Buick. Not because I’m a romantic, but because my grandpa and grandma were in…

— Jarod Kintz

“One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it…

— Christopher Moore

“To celebrate our partnership I dressed up like Ranger. Black boots, black jeans, black turtleneck, small silver hoop earrings. He gave me the once-over…

— Janet Evanovich

“Crushed her against a concrete wall with a Jeep.” ”

— Brian Harmon

“Before my trembling hands could drop the gift, I bolted. Kicked the door closed with my foot and threw the gift in the back…

— Christa Allan

“There was, apparently, no honor in driver's ed.”

— E.K. Johnston

“Mrs. Winalski owned a candy-apple-red 1965 Mustang GT convertible, and she drove it like she could die at any minute and needed to get…

— Lish McBride

“The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, ‘Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?’, should be letter-boxed around the country.”

— Kerry-Anne Walsh