Humor Quote by Amber Kell Download Open image ““I caught the earth with my ass when it came up to meet me.”” — Amber Kell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Nature
“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“- Did you really save the world ?... - Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happend that the world was in the same spot.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“I don't know who I am anymore." I expected the world to crack open and the sky to fall once I said it. Nothing… — Lili St. Crow Copy Share Image
“The ass to end all asses,” I said, unable to stop myself. “The Holy Grail of asses. If we lived in a world with… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Darwin let his nervous face relax into a smile. "No, Your Majesty. I have no aspirations to your throne, but I make no promises… — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
“Forget the rabbit you ate yesterday because today is a new hunt. Quote meant to Farro: Let go of my actions from the day… — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
“Just because your lover died doesn't mean you can't find another. Besides, if you don't start dating again your parents will intervene and I've met your parents, they scare the crap out of me." Anthony shivered at the memory of his parents' matchmaking skills. "Last time they fixed me up with a fairy." Steven snorted. "I thought you didn't like… — Amber Kell Copy Share
“My darling goddaughter, Olivia, was the little girl of my friends, Max and Jeff. She was turning four, and it was time to transition her from her shortened toddler bed to a full-size big girl bed. It would be the bed where she'd have her childhood dreams and her teenage angst. I wanted it strong enough to tolerate her little… — Amber Kell Copy Share
“Let go of my actions from the day before because each day you start fresh. Farro” — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
“You can look for a new job as much as you want,my wolf, but I'm planning on keeping you." , "Plan all you want,… — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
“Francis, I need to borrow your car. Bring gloves." He laughed hysterically over the line. "why? Are you trying to hide evidence?" I didn't… — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
“We entered the dining room, and I saw the longest freaking table I'd ever seen inmy life. It was filled with beautiful people in… — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
“I'll murder a basketful of kittens in a playground full of kindergarteners if it will send me to hell to be by your side.” — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
“Be ready at seven and I'll take you to dinner first." "First?" Just because I asked, didn't mean I plannedto go. I was a… — Amber Kell Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
