Funny Quote by Amber Kell

“Okay, Miss Speedy Pussy, this settles the matter of whether or not I do it for you. You got your first orgasm. Tomorrow be…

— Elle Aycart

“If you want to stay ahead in anything, start before you are ready.”

— Shubhankar Mishra

“I am going to fuck you seven ways til Sunday and you're going to go along for the ride.”

— Nakita King

“Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ”

— Mignon McLaughlin

“Father, teach us all how to wait.”

— Andrew Murray

“Mama said if I didn't stop reading helpful quotes, she was going to come after me with a switch. I said I'd have to…

— Lisa Kleypas

“By all means, buy me a meal before you drag me to bed”

— Anonymous

“said. “I’m just not ready yet.” It would take something other than my daily nagging. So one night, a night I knew would be”

— Elizabeth McCracken

“i thought i was going to be early, but of course by the time i get near where we’re supposed to meet, i’m later…

— David Levithan

“Oh baby, I’ll fuck you when I’m ready. Right now, I want to redden your ass, so your pussy will have to wait.”

— Lainie Suzanne

“I want to marry Mommy. We'll kiss and we'll marry and I'll take her on dates and we'll be best friends forever and make…

— Tara Sivec

“Good things don’t wait until you’re ready. Sometimes they come right before, when you’re almost there. And I figured when that happens, you can…

— Taylor Jenkins Reid