Fainted Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

You text him, he doesn't text back. He obviously was so excited that you texted him and he fainted.

— Luphielia

“Surely he had never fainted in his life! He glowed with robust good health and vibrant energy, as if he could conquer all the…

— Amanda McCabe

“I passed out from stress? That’s it?” “I believe the princess term is fainted,” said Thorne.”

— Marissa Meyer

“I couldn’t talk. Why couldn’t I… The room was tipping over now. I heard muffled voices. Then it was all black again. I fainted.…

— Tijan

Nigga damn near fainted, barely stare at your wife. Brother took all your clothes, whip, sneakers and ice.

— Rick Ross

I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt.

— Arj Barker

“Ophelia moaned as I patted her cheeks in the approved "vague assistance to woman who has fainted" manner. "Perdy?" she mumbled, her eyelashes fluttering.…

— Katie MacAlister

Being a singer, being a performer, you have tricks, somehow, to calm yourself when things feel a little overwhelming. I don't do breathing exercises,…

— Shirley Manson

When I text someone and they don't text back, I automatically assume that they fainted in excitement!

— Abhishek Tiwari

I fainted in airports twice on different occasions, because I didn't get my food right.

— John Popper

“She fell over," Nathan said. "Yeah," Gabriel said. "I thought fainted all graceful. She just crashed”

— C.L. Stone

I am scared of my father to this day. My father walked in the room - and God knows I am telling the truth…

— Michael Jackson

You texted him and he never texted you back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

— Unknow

Now why should that man have fainted? But he did,and right across my path by the wall, so that I had to creep over…

— Charlotte Perkins Gilman

You text him, he doesn't text back..He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

— Anonymous