We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Body hair. You know when you're swimming as a kid and you want to crawl on your dad? None of us went… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
No health care for poor kids? You know, I thought something like that was only done by cartoon villains. You're (Pres. Bush)… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
[When you have kids] you become much more - there are two things that happen. You recognize how fragile individuals are, and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The real challenge is when I'm at work, I'm at work. I'm locked in, I'm ready to go, I'm focused. When I'm… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Trent Lott has regained a position of leadership. He was the former majority leader who lost his post for racially insensitive commentary.… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You guys (Boko Haram) are trying so hard to convince everybody that you're such badasses. But all you've done with this kidnapping… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's not even… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty! — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.'… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
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