When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
He did not like the grown-ups who talked down to him, but the ones who went on talking in their usual way,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As we approach the millennium with sort of the idea that society is going to start spiraling into chaos, I'd love to… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I heard NASA wanted to invade your thigh gap. There was a lot of space between them thighs — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,' — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
Yes, I was slightly outside everything when I was growing up. My mother jokes that I was exchanged at birth. She brought… — Janet McTeer Copy Share Image
“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke. — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
How do people even fucking sleep with night lights? my room needs to be as dark as my soul. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a parent is not for the faint of heart. I may joke about knowing fear, but the fact is, the first… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
We used to joke about canned men, putting people in a can and seeing how far you can send them and bring… — John Glenn Copy Share Image
I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes. — Lauren Gardner Copy Share Image
I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's… — Nancy Sinatra Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To such men the desperate and horrible thought has come that perhaps the whole of human life is but a bad joke,… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes,… — Brian P. Cleary Copy Share Image
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I'll come up with an idea for a character, and I'll write some jokes and make sure that that character is going… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
