THAT'S WHAT HAPPENING TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DONT SEND TEXT MESSAGES HAHAHAHHA.. BEWARE PEOPLE! — Mharwhyn Copy Share Image
Perhaps there can be too much making of cups of tea, I thought, as I watched Miss Statham filling the heavy teapot.… — Barbara Pym Copy Share Image
Russell Crowe likes to tell jokes, which I can't. I can't remember a joke to save my life. I don't have a… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
What is the universe? Is it a great 3D movie in which we are the unwilling actors? Is it a cosmic joke,… — Heinz Pagels Copy Share Image
A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When you're doing standup, it's just you. It's your written jokes. You perform it however your personality is. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know -… — Rue McClanahan Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
They can crack jokes. They can sit back and analyze and criticize and make all the fun they want. But I'm living… — Kai Greene Copy Share Image
I don't really want to tell jokes about trivia; I'd kind of rather tell jokes about things like life and death. — David Shrigley Copy Share Image
As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
Rick said, "Is there some place we can go and talk?" "You want to talk?," Keir raised an eyebrow. "I never thought… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Well, I am not always joking, sometimes I am serious. But some people always expect you to be funny. If you were… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
A lot of times people come up to me saying 'oh my god you can see,' and they think they're the first… — Nat Wolff Copy Share Image
One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in… — Daniel J. Goor Copy Share Image
A man will pay 200/= for a 100/= item he wants.. A woman will pay 100/= for a 200/= item that she… — Nushra Copy Share Image
