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“My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now?” quote by Nikhil Saluja — Download Open image

“My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now?”

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