My joke about Aaron Sorkin is that The West Wing was a great show about democracy, run by Kim Jong-Il! — Bradley Whitford Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think. — Edward de Bono Copy Share Image
She can be beautiful on the outside but a god damn retard on the inside. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Something is mighty wrong with our priorities when professing Christian men joke about their wives, joke about their children, and joke about… — Doug Phillips Copy Share Image
Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped… — Michael Shurtleff Copy Share Image
My first job on the radio was writing jokes for a Baltimore DJ called Johnny Walker, who was sort of a '70s… — Ira Glass Copy Share Image
I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you're allowed to make jokes. I don't want… — Boy George Copy Share Image
The case against Jeff Sessions was threadbare three decades ago. It's based on hearsay and innuendo and a joke he made about… — Rich Lowry Copy Share Image
That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know.… — Alan Vega Copy Share Image
Work very very hard. This business is no joke. Make sure you know what you want or you might be taking someone… — Zoe Cassavetes Copy Share Image
Sorrow comes with so many defense mechanisms. You have your shock, your denial, your getting wasted, your cracking jokes, and your religion.… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no… — Cameron Boyce Copy Share Image
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
I felt as if I was the brunt of some massive joke at my expense: Can you believe this loser can be… — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Paul was dying of an un-known illness. His wife sat at the bedside comforting him. He looked up and said weakly, I… — Unknow Copy Share Image
I love mixing humor and terror, or humor and exhaustion, or even humor and despair. I'm dealing right now with a loved… — Gail Simone Copy Share Image
I am an artist who's just tryin' to do something different, and basically not caring about everybody's opinions and wanting to follow… — Tyga Copy Share Image
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