We have a marriage of people of various cultures coming together. It's not a joke. It's real. — Stevie Wonder Copy Share Image
This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover. — Dorothy Fuldheim Copy Share Image
So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“What joy a forest without birds can give? And what happiness a man without jokes can create?” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic tendencies were somehow misplaced when she was created.” — Lawana Blackwell Copy Share Image
I've got to have something. I want to stop it all, the whole monumental grotesque joke, before it's too late. But writing… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
We write for those who get the musical jokes. But for those who don't, there is always something else going on. That's… — Richard Hyung-ki Joo Copy Share Image
Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're… — Paul Reubens Copy Share Image
I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes… — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
“I only need to write about 3,000 one-liners a day to produce a million jokes a year. Simple. I’ll just get started… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's difficult to talk to people who whisper even at home, afraid of Americans eavesdropping on them. It's not a figure of… — Vladimir Putin Copy Share Image
“it will be generally found that the popular joke is not true to the letter, but is true to the spirit. The… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
It is-or seems to be-a wise sort of thing, to realise that all that happens to a man in this life is… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I don't think our lives actually unfold with morals attached to them, or meanings that are easily extracted, or jokes designed to… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
Raphael continued to stare at me, in no hurry to get started. "You know the best way to get rid of a… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
Lisa Joy is so incredible, and she's always on set making sure everyone is okay and being respectful. We have a zero-tolerance… — Evan Rachel Wood Copy Share Image
I recently realized that I'm gender-fluid - I didn't even know that was a term until recently - but I have a… — Pandora Boxx Copy Share Image
Just how many sisters do you have? (Valerius) Eight. (Tabitha) Eight? (Valerius) What? (Tabitha) I'm just pitying whatever poor males lived in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I did not survive everything. No one ever does. Little pieces of you - sometimes the best of you - get lost… — Carol Grace Copy Share Image
I'm not a jazz musician, because, I mean, firstly, I can't play anything. I'm not bad on the tamborine. I have a… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image