The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There are a lot of funny people in my family. Absolutely. There were a lot of jokes growing up around the dinner… — Nate Corddry Copy Share Image
The idea of beetles came into my head. I decided to spell it BEATles to make it look like beat music, just… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
I am so pathetic with machines in real life, it's not a joke. I'd rather walk, or even run, than take the… — Bipasha Basu Copy Share Image
Before you joke someone,make sure he's not in a bad mood.. If so,make sure your joke would not hurt him even more.. — Sachithra Copy Share Image
The shouting and opinion and jokes don't exist if there isn't first a story. — Jim Lehrer Copy Share Image
Brad Pitt is great fun. He jokes around all the time and has a real quality about him. On set the director… — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Nigerians are everywhere. There's an old joke, particularly about the Ibos, that when you finally land on Mars, you're going to find… — Chris Abani Copy Share Image
Dont break anybodys heart,they have only one. break their bones they have 206:-D — Nikkie_mae Copy Share Image
You can make a movie that's more focused on the jokes, but Young Adult was not that kind of movie. — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
I don't take myself that seriously when it comes down to that stuff. My drummer is my favorite drummer in the world,… — Aaron Bruno Copy Share Image
“If you ever care to see how all the world’s most awful jokes spread, spend a day on a bond trading desk.… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get.… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called — Menander Of Athens Copy Share Image
Society is so tough and expectations are so unrealistic. Could I take better care of myself? Absolutely. I joke all the time… — Jenna Lyons Copy Share Image
I am aware that by many persons, it is considered in the nature of a joke to to become a candidate and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
