Jokes Quote by Rainn Wilson

“I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.”

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'SoulPancake' is a website that I founded with a couple of friends, and it is for exploring life's big questions.

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My dad was always such a frustrated artist. He always worked very hard to support his family, doing a bunch of ridiculous jobs. He…

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My dad wanted to name me after Rainier Maria Rilke, the poet.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson would definitely be my homeboy.

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A guy may wear a suit and have a high-paying job and appear very mature, but essentially, he's a 14-year-old boy.

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“7. SUSHI IS ABOUT THE FISH, IDIOTS Sushi is raw fish, Fresh, oily, fatty, delicate, slightly cool, thinly sliced or expertly cubed sections of…

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I think that doing comedy and playing Dwight is a service. Not to get grandiose about it, but I have a talent for playing…

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The great challenge working on this show for me is wearing polyester all day long and having the worst haircut known to man at…

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The camera adds ten pounds and ten thousand dollars.

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Music is universal too. Even deaf people like to dance, love rhythm, and can kind of pick it up.

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I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

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My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

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I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

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Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He can hardly read. He knows no physics or engineering to make to world real for him. No paintings to show him how others have enjoyed it. No music except television jingles. No history except tales from…

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