To have a reputation for being noble, she thought, is more confining than to be known as a wit. On the rare… — Libbie Block Copy Share Image
I've worked with a lot of people and I like to play with people when it's fun, and people that I have… — Joe Louis Walker Copy Share Image
Passengers don't like changing planes. That means waiting time, stress, running around. There's a joke that the hub principle is supposed to… — Stelios Haji-Ioannou Copy Share Image
People write a lot of similar material. That's why I try to come up with the most absurd jokes. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Puddle: A small body of water that attracts other small bodies wearing dry shoes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us. — Yahoo Serious Copy Share Image
I believe that a perfect house is like a perfect person; no one really wants to be around them and everyone secretly… — Emily Henderson Copy Share Image
Magicians are definitely more arrogant. They're kind of like "Abra Kadabra, you're an idiot," they don't let you in on the joke.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Thinking up jokes is easy. The hard part is trying them out on stage, because you never know if they're funny until… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house... — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There's a joke about the balloon boy who has a balloon mum and a balloon dad and he goes to a balloon… — Gabrielle Williams Copy Share Image
All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even… — Drew Fuller Copy Share Image
What I always look for is someone that really knew how to lean up against a bar, get a drink, sit on… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, Mypenis, and the wife… — Kevin Copy Share Image
John Kerry now getting slammed by the Republicans because of a botched joke he did about President Bush and Iraq in a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would… — Betty White Copy Share Image
If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
We humans are not born alone; joining and being active in a club whose members share your passion for ideas and get… — Richard Lederer Copy Share Image
