Jokes Quote by Graham Linehan Download Open image “There is no 'magic water' that you can rub on a script to make the jokes funnier.” — Graham Linehan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Magic Make Script Water
“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Even in the hottest fire there's a bit of water. my The Opposite Of Magic.” — Ivan Stoikov - Allan Bard Copy Share Image
They say Harry Potter is magic but it is Sponge Bob who can light a fire under the sea!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could waterboard me for days - for years - and I would still be cracking jokes about how bad Rachel Maddow is. — Tim Kennedy Copy Share Image
Do you know the phrase, 'The word 'water' will not wet you?' It's one thing to write down an idea and another thing entirely… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
That's part of the comedy, too, is we do have jokes throughout of hanging a lantern on the absurdity of the world. Like, when… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
“It is said that the Magic of Air or Fire or even Earth is the most powerful magic of all. But that is wrong.… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
I think all technology should be plug and play. I would say it's easier to set up a blog than it is to change… — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
I'm not really good at character or plot development. I'm just interested in big comedic moments. — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
People are very confused about how to do things on a computer, but generally, if you hover your cursor over things, it will tell… — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
The nepotism there is the stuff of legend... It just seems to be a place where people get paid to sit in a building. — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
I think films would get a lot better if people paid leaving the cinema. There's a whole business plan of opening terrible films in… — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
Of course, I'm not saying that news interviews can't be adversarial. Sometimes, you have to be nasty Columbo or we'd never get to the… — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
If you're a good writer, you don't have everybody shouting in every scene. — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
I feel that shows like 'Ted' and 'The IT Crowd' are very much more enjoyable watching with friends around a telly. — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
Part of the job involves thinking about things and eliminating them. You spend a lot of time coming up with ideas that are terrible… — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
Conflict is entertaining and it's the stuff of drama - or comedy - but too much conflict, or conflict that's at too high a… — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
I'm not very good in the mornings and often stay up late writing, so I get up at about 10am if I'm not on… — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
I get contacted daily by people in America saying is there any legal way to download 'The IT Crowd', but the whole mechanism is… — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
