The secret to a good marriage, as far as I am concerned, is a joke I make: Keep the fights clean and… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
One stupid returned from traveling At the apartment fool cockroaches .. Not lock the door ....... — Lil Wol Copy Share Image
Work very very hard. This business is no joke. Make sure you know what you want or you might be taking someone… — Zoe Cassavetes Copy Share Image
There is scarcely room for doubt that something in the psychological relation of a mother-in-law to a son-in-law breeds hostility between them… — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
Listen: People are always saying, 'Rickey says Rickey.' But it's been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they… — Rickey Henderson Copy Share Image
Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
I was never able to analyze my own performance that way I can now. I've realized why certain actors work. I think… — Steve Dildarian Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go… — David Chase Copy Share Image
And I watch all the dailies and I grade the jokes or the moments, you know, on a scale from... so I… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
What smells of wee and goes in and out:a old person doing the hockey cockey — Paul Housbey Copy Share Image
There Should Be A Certain Limit On the Kinds Of Jokes We Pop To Those Who Are Around Us. Some Jokes Are… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou hast gone… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
But today, I feel the genuine warmth, the affection, and although I may joke about it, I am touched. — Perry Como Copy Share Image
There's usually nothing in a guy's joke in which we have to understand what's going on in someone else's mind. — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
Like Toy Story, the joke is all about exploring the secret world of these various everyday objects. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle - and not just in… — Bono Copy Share Image
There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life… — Larry David Copy Share Image
