You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life, It was discovered in 1773. Student: Thank God! I am born… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
No reason to get excited,' the thief, he kindly spoke, There are many here among us who feel that life is but… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Why do glasses brake easily.. ? Because, it has an trendy window in front of its unique frame! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I am not so secretly a comedian. I write a lot of my own material if you've seen videos I've done. I… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what… — Jon Schmidt Copy Share Image
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've included these little jokes and mysteries in my writing for the amusement of readers. — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
In almost every interview someone asks what does HIM stand for. I can't even remember our latest lie about that. When Hanson… — Ville Valo Copy Share Image
In one decade, women had gotten more protection against offensive jokes in the workplace than men had gotten in centuries against being… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to… — Kevin Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom was my English teacher in high school. So to be able to bend the rules and be the class clown… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm really going off of watching John Waters speak one time and I remember he just kind of talked and it was… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don't get. And that later, when they grow up and read… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I am an artist who's just tryin' to do something different, and basically not caring about everybody's opinions and wanting to follow… — Tyga Copy Share Image
I hope I never have to stop acting. I love it. But, I think the coolest thing about acting is working with… — Josh Lawson Copy Share Image
Irony ruined everything Even the best exploitation movies were never meant to be `so bad they were good`. They were not made… — John Waters Copy Share Image
