Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I just made Romney noodles Obama self.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Political leaders Short
Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine. — David Burge Copy Share Image
I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
As his partner on this amazing journey, I can tell you Mitt Romney was not handed success. He built it. — Ann Romney Copy Share Image
Well, let me tell you, after three years of Obama, we are hopeless and changeless, and we need Mitt Romney to bring us back,… — Chris Christie Copy Share Image
You just couldn't be in George Romney's presence without some of his goodness and integrity wearing off on you. — Tagg Romney Copy Share Image
With his economic speeches in response to Obama's 'you didn't build that' fiasco, Romney proved that he does have fire in his belly and… — David Limbaugh Copy Share Image
A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
And you know what? At the end of the day, it gets down to Obama and Romney. And what it's going to get down… — John Kasich Copy Share Image
What do you want me to tell Romney? I can't tell him to do that. I can't tell him to do that to himself.… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
For small business to survive, we need President Romney, not President Obama. — Kelly Ayotte Copy Share Image
Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
