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Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

— David Burge

I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure…

— David Letterman

As his partner on this amazing journey, I can tell you Mitt Romney was not handed success. He built it.

— Ann Romney

Well, let me tell you, after three years of Obama, we are hopeless and changeless, and we need Mitt Romney to bring us back,…

— Chris Christie

You just couldn't be in George Romney's presence without some of his goodness and integrity wearing off on you.

— Tagg Romney

With his economic speeches in response to Obama's 'you didn't build that' fiasco, Romney proved that he does have fire in his belly and…

— David Limbaugh

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.

— Andy Borowitz

And you know what? At the end of the day, it gets down to Obama and Romney. And what it's going to get down…

— John Kasich

What do you want me to tell Romney? I can't tell him to do that. I can't tell him to do that to himself.…

— Clint Eastwood

I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.

— David Letterman

For small business to survive, we need President Romney, not President Obama.

— Kelly Ayotte

Thrilled that Gov. Romney enjoys my old character. I enjoyed the character he used 2 b 2. If he'd embrace that again, he'd b…

— Jason Alexander