Dog Quote by Andy Borowitz Download Open image “A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog.” — Andy Borowitz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dog Female Gay Mexican Poor Presidency Romney Sick
I would love to be able to serve in office in some capacity with Romney as president. — Jim Talent Copy Share Image
As more Americans meet Mitt Romney, I think they'll see beyond the handsome exterior and see not just a good salesman, but a thoughtful… — Kathryn Jean Lopez Copy Share Image
Now, more than ever, the choice between Obama and Romney will be which one do you want to ruin your country? — Doug Wead Copy Share Image
A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I have a problem with Mitt Romney. And it's big problem - one that extends beyond our ideological differences. My big concern is that… — Jennifer Granholm Copy Share Image
I am not a fan of Mitt Romney, but I admit that he is, politically speaking, a good candidate for president. He has no… — Jack Schlossberg Copy Share Image
The American people probably aren't going to fall in love with Mitt Romney. — John Boehner Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney, maybe the most moral and decent man who's ever run for president, ended up being a murderer, somebody who didn't care about… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There's something much more fundamental about Mitt Romney. He seems so old-fashioned when it comes to women, and I think that comes across, and… — Hilary Rosen Copy Share Image
Whatever you think of Romney and his politics, as a human being there's none better. As a man of integrity, man of character, there's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'm surprised at people who have a passion for Mitt Romney, because he's taken every position there is. I would cast this guy as… — Mark Hamill Copy Share Image
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Weirdly, the people complaining about the healthcare website not working after three weeks were quiet about the Iraq war not working after eight years. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a… — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.' — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
The Republicans suddenly are very concerned about people losing their health coverage! I would believe that they were worried about our well-being if a)… — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my… — Jane Powell Copy Share Image
I'm 38 and I'm single, and I'm having my most intense and gratifying relationship with a dog. But we all learn about love in… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.” — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
A shoe dog is somebody that really loves shoes, and that was me. I was a runner... that became important to me, and it's… — Phil Knight Copy Share Image
“I rub the ears of my dog, my stupid goddam ruddy great dog that I never wanted but who hung around anyway and who… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
The sound man, immune as to a sacrifice of straw dogs, faces the passing human generations. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image