Cost Quote by Andy Borowitz

Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.

— David Letterman

Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare.

— Jay Leno

Mitt Romney, quite simply, doesn't get it.

— Julian Castro

Mitt Romney has a new fundraising gimmick. If you donate $3 or more to his campaign, your name will be entered into a drawing…

— Jay Leno

There's a financial cost, but the only costs that are ever real are the costs of our soldiers.

— Michael Ignatieff

[Mitt] Romney didn't get beyond the numbers. He couldn't get 50 percent. Romney didn't - Romney got killed by the under-$50,000-a-year income voter. He…

— Jeff Sessions

As his partner on this amazing journey, I can tell you Mitt Romney was not handed success. He built it.

— Ann Romney

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral…

— David Letterman

Mitt Romney don't pay no tax, Mitt Romney don't pay no tax.

— Kanye West

If Romney were a chair, he'd be a squishy, expensively upholstered easy chair that bore the imprint of whoever last sat on it.

— Timothy Noah

Mitt Romney privatizes the gains from his enterprises, but spreads the costs to the rest of us. Seems that 'free stuff' is in the…

— Jennifer Granholm

You can say that Mitt Romney started with nothing! He didn't get an inheritance from his dad.

— Brian Kilmeade