Dumb Quote by Andy Borowitz

My greatest concern is that Mitt Romney seldom addresses the social issues publicly... I'm referring to the sanctity of human life, the traditional definition…

— James Dobson

What do you want me to tell Romney? I can't tell him to do that. I can't tell him to do that to himself.

— Clint Eastwood

How does [Mitt Romney] explain all of those terrible things he said, you know, that - to the Kellyanne [Conwey] point.

— Andrea Mitchell

What do you want me to tell Romney? I can't tell him to do that. I can't tell him to do that to himself.…

— Clint Eastwood

I think Mitt Romney has demonstrated repeatedly he has a penchant for - for secrecy, doesn't seem to have any interest in actually showing…

— Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney understands the private sector, he understands how profit is created, and he isn't embarrassed by it.

— Michele Bachmann

You just couldn't be in George Romney's presence without some of his goodness and integrity wearing off on you.

— Tagg Romney

For Mitt Romney, the complex question of anti-Mormon bias boils down to the practical matter of how he can make it go away. Facing…

— Noah Feldman

I don't think Romney is wacky at all, but religion makes intelligent people say and do wacky things, believe and affirm crazy things. Left…

— Christopher Hitchens

“This—insulting Donald Trump’s intelligence—was both the thing you could not do and the thing—drawing there-but-for-the-grace-of-God guffaws across the senior staff—that everybody was guilty of.…

— Michael Wolff

Romney is not funny. When he tries to be, it often comes across as awkward.

— Ana Navarro

If Romney would go ideological in explaining Obama, it would help. We gotta stop the, 'He's a nice guy' stuff. Nice guys don't do…

— Rush Limbaugh